So where do I start? Do people even actually read these? How do you get someone to be remotely interested by something you write?

So what it is? Why can I possibly say to make you wanna message me?

Well let's start by saying I'm looking for someone who can distract me from the mundane life I am now currently living. I dont want anyone to change the situation blah blah blah stuff. I'm currently In a LTR but there's something missing and the void needs filling.. I live In the UK.. I rarely see fellow Brits on here so if you are say hello c'mon there isnt many on here..let's stick together..

A little about me I suppose..I'm 32..im not now to this.. been on and off here a lot lately something always pulls me back..could that be you? I'm covered in tattoos if that's your thing..I'm willing to exchange pics early on cuz I have had a few times when someone rejects me after they have seen my face 🫣 sorry can't be everyones cup of tea.. must be the baldness 🤣 I'm 420 friendly and I like pretty much all nerd things..so if you aren't nerdy then you probably won't like me.. I like video games. Guitar..swimming but let's not say to much as what will we have to talk about?

Are you still reading? God I'm boring myself here.. what do I want from you?

Someone who can actually hold a conservation.. you know? Is that to hard to ask? There's nothing I won't chat about so whatever tickles your fancy we can chat about..I won't always been available cuz you know life gets in the way sometimes but I'd hope it would be the same for you..we are on here for a reason right? Tell me what brought you here and how long have you been lurking?

Have you managed to read this far then tell me your favourite colour?