Hey there - I'm an attractive, high-functioning 35M looking to meet someone new to bring a much-needed sense of excitement, spontaneity, and (let's be real) selfishness to my life. I'm looking for someone who inspires, attracts, and wants to share our highs, lows… and maybe the occasional food pic.

Sound like you? Here are a few bullets on me and what I'm looking for:

Me:

• Tall, fit, Caucasian, and conventionally handsome. I'm 6'1" with dimples and a body that I take care of (I've never been turned down after a pic swap 🙃). I'm a catch and promise that I'm only this arrogant when marketing lol.
• Fall is my favorite season, particularly because light jackets/sweaters are 90% of my wardrobe… and we have football, NBA, and baseball all at once!
• I'm very career-motivated and work a demanding white-collar job, which I've accidentally become important at. Gradually beating my imposter syndrome each day.
• A lover of all things food, including cooking. I make anything from hot wings to French food. However, my DoorDash tab is also appalling. Let's share recipes and the aforementioned food pics (that's food NOT foot).
• I'm generally a happy person in a good relationship, but I miss connecting with someone with whom I have no shared responsibilities. Let's never talk about our mortgages or 401ks, please.
• My happy place is a karaoke bar or somewhere with oysters and a martini.
• Other things that I love: live music, Asian food, sarcasm, dogs, the gym, food pics, walking, optimism, self-awareness, and inevitably overextending myself socially.
• My red flags 🚩: generally in need of someone to stroke my frail masculine ego, cake eater, needs someone to challenge me, picky.

You:

• Funny, ambitious, conventionally attractive.
• Career-driven, someone who is competitive and motivated by pushing themselves.
• Generally happy in your life also. Treating this as a temporary escape, not a life raft.
• Your red flags 🚩: Looking for someone handsome to stroke your ego, in need of attention, also a cake eater.
• Bonus points for PST, big city dwellers.