I don't think there's a culture on planet earth that doesn't have at LEAST one fried carb in their diet, and I really think I'm going to have to go with french fries on this one.

For the mods: Yes. I have been married for 11 years.

For the men: No. I am not looking for an exit affair, and no, I am not an OF girlie. (No shade to the OF girlies. In this economy? Get some where you can. I just know it's a point of contention around these parts.)

Here's the bottom line. I'm fucking lonely and I feel invisible, and I don't want to feel those things anymore. I'm the kind of person that will give of themselves to a detriment, just HOPING someone will reciprocate, but all I ever find are breadcrumbs. And breadcrumbs, while carbs, are not fried, so they are not appreciated here.

I'm intelligent as fuck, creative, passionate, caring, principled, and my love language is words of affirmation... also random ass instagram reels. I don't fuck with conservative politics, so if that's you, leave now. Physically, I'm 5'8", 210 lbs, with dyed black hair, blue eyes, and some time in a tattoo chair. If you don't like chubby, casually alt-ish women, I'm not for you.

You're a handsome man between 40-55 living in North America who takes pride in his critical thinking skills and curiosity. You're more interested in discussing concepts rather than weekend plans, and hopefully you have a creative streak.

I do believe that physical attraction is important, so let's swap pics early, and if the personalities and attraction match up, we can take it to telegram.

Now... pass the ketchup, will ya?

ETA: I didn't think I'd have to say this, but... if you're messaging me, you have to do more than just answer my question about carbs. If all you do is tell me you love churros, you genuinely do not understand the assignment.