Looking through posts here I think we all need to work on expectation management. Particularly looking at what we want, what we need, and what's realistic.

I want a blowjob from Margot Robbie. Frankly, I want lots of things from that woman and I would like to collect them at the same time as I get my wish list fulfilled with Aubrey Plaza. It's just a shame I don't know either of them, only make just below the median household income, and am starting down the road to resembling Home Simpson unless I can turn my personal habits around. (Thanks for sticking around for punchline. Please continue to my real ad.)

What I think I need is an affair to motivate me. I get this kind of activity disqualifies me for Husband of the Year, but I can have someone to flirt and banter with me, maybe I can turn it around and have a running for Dad/Man/ anything but Homer Simpson Impersonator of the Year. I tend to do better with someone my wife doesn't know about.

I'm about 5'11". ("Just under 6'." I'm not going to lie to impress you.) Brown eyes and hair conservatively cut for work. That said, I'm not a conservative. Used to be, but a small army of loud, influential jerkoffs lost my respect for the establishment. I'm fairly broad with a few extra pounds on an otherwise strong frame. I'm candid, clever, and a sucker for wordplay and puzzles.

I'm looking for someone I find attractive, and that's a sliding scale. This is the part that is going to get hypocritical, but I'm a man with preferences and would prefer a woman smaller than me. For atitudes, beliefs, and values we can figure out how well we vibe in chat. I tend to do better with more submissive women when it gets sexual, but maybe I could use a coach or peer to help me get what I want out of myself. (Which I suppose if it is the peer "we" would get what we want from "ourselves", but who is grading this? )

If you've stuck with me this far, feel free to reach out. I'd love to hear from you

P.s. I'm married. Have been for a while. Please don't delete this, Mods.