…will you hold my hands, they’re just like ice?

I’m so not looking forward to the cold, bleak and dreary season, but maybe I will get a little lucky on here and find someone to keep me company… and maybe even warm?

Could that someone be you? If you are a good communicator, both in terms of consistency, good availability and the ability to hold a conversation then you already jumped the first hurdle. I’m a sucker for a conversation that just flows naturally. I get bored so fast if it feels like a job interview and all you do is rattle down questions from a list I imagine lying in front of you in such a scenario.

And if you also look after yourself physically, meaning you exercise at least semi-regularly and therefore aren’t hopelessly out of shape, know how to dress decently and adequately for different situations – I’m admittedly a bit reluctant to talk about a sense of style here on Reddit – then it might be worth a try. Other than that, I don’t have a type per se (yes, that’s how it’s spelled correctly. It’s Latin. If me pointing this out offends you, feel free to stop reading here because we won’t get along.) Okay, I probably do have a type after all. I like men with brains.

Okay, if you managed to bear with me this far, here comes the part about me – drum roll please!

I am 5’4, so pretty average height for a woman. I am slim – at least that’s what people tell me. I’d say I have a very decent figure for my age. I’m not skinny or super toned, but everything is still in its intended place and not wobbling around. Which probably comes from exercising several times a week. I also know how to dress in a way that flatters my shape and type – which is brown-haired and brown-eyed. And having a pretty face doesn’t hurt either. I might of course not be your specific type, and that’s fine. To each their own, we are all entitled to like or dislike certain things.

Marital status wise I would like you to be married or in a longterm relationship AND in a dead bedroom. I am married and very much in very dead bedroom. If you have kids who are still in primary school or even younger, I have to be honest and say that I will be reluctant because you will most likely be too unavailable at exactly the times/days when I have good availability.

Anyway. If you’re still reading and were able to detect the humorous undertone in my ad – let’s not take this all too seriously, it’s supposed to be a joyful addition to our lives – then I would most likely be happy to read from you.