I'm gonna save us both some time, and just cut the bullshit and get right to what I'm looking for. I want someone to sext with. Someone to relentlessly obsess over, masturbate with, show off with and be shown off to, talk about our days, and REALLY get to know each other. I'm married, and not looking to change that, but to have a secret little FWB situationship with you.

With that out of the way, hi. Nice to meet you! Here's a little bit about me:

• I'm a nerd. I enjoy gaming, fantasy books, Marvel, and anything technology related. I play on PC, and primarily play CS2, Skyrim, and some other games every now and again. I work from home as a developer, so I have plenty of time to chat as well.
• I'm married. I have been for around 4ish years, and not looking to change that. I'm also not looking for anything IRL, so don't expect that.
• I enjoy real chats with people, not just talking about the weather or if you watched the game last night. I wanna talk about what makes you tick, what's important to you, what makes you happy. The closer we get, the better the horny side of this becomes!
• I am addicted to masturbating, porn, hentai, and generally anything sex related. I have a very high drive, but my wife does not. This leads me to edge and masturbate at least once a day. I have lots of kinks, but we can talk about that once we chat!

Some things I'd like from/about you:

• You're not too overweight, but not super skinny either. I LOVE some good tits, or a nice plump ass, so bonus points if you're packin.
• Youre not afraid of showing off. In fact, it'd be great if you LOVE showing off. Maybe if you don't at the moment, at least be open to it in the future.
• You have ample time to chat. I don't wanna sit on read for hours on end. I know life sometimes happens and gets in the way, but please just communicate with me, I promise I'll understand, and hopefully you will too.

That's it! I would love to hear from you if you got this far. Maybe just start with ASL in your chat, and we can go from there!