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30 F4M Cute girl looking for that special connection (but only when it's convenient)
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Dontdostupidsht is a female
age
30
looking for
a male
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About me:
- I’m low maintenance, so don’t worry about me wanting too much—just the basics: must be hotter than my ex, full head of hair, enough money to get your teeth bleached bi-annually, and enough time to dedicate solely to me. Oh, and no "dad bod" vibes.
- I want a genuine connection. I want to know everything about you. I only ask that you don't take the focus off of me or I'll be forced to ghost you. I totally respect that you have a life, so I’ll understand if you can't respond right away as long as you're okay with me posting my ad when you starve me of attention.
What I’m looking for:
- I'm definitely looking for butterflies. Not the metaphorical kind. If you have a butterfly farm, that's super cool and will exchange nudes for some up-close photos of those fuckers.
- Someone who wants more than just sex. I need to feel connected to you before we start getting down and dirty (please see exception above). However, if you don't try to immediately get in my pants, I'll tell all the girls on my group chat that you're gay.
You want something “real”? Well, buckle up, because I’m the emotionally draining rollercoaster you've been waiting for. I'm hot so it'll be worth it (until I get bored of you). Can't wait to chat!
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a female
Age
30
Looking For
a male
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