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50 [M4F] #IL/Anywhere : Betula Pendula
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vikingesque is a male age 50 looking for a female in Illinois
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I'm forcing myself to work on some neglected projects, I'm a little high, and my mood is Betula Pendula by Carbon Based Lifeforms. What I'm working on is digital, so having an imaginary friend to chat with, would be most gratifying.

I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. I'm not alone but dreadfully lonely. Curmudgeonly avuncular (replete with RBF), hopeless romantic, jaded cynic. Mixed marriage in almost every conceivable way. Especially on religion and libido. The ultimate roommate situation.

I'm looking for a pen-pal, a disembodied voice. Someone, never further than my phone, whom I can be authentic with. I want to talk about everything. I wanna watch TV together. I wanna compare playlists. I want to read books to you. Let's be a two person book club. I want to coauthor fantasy. I want to feel desired, interesting.

I want a muse.

Must be an art lover.

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Account Age
1 year
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Yes
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125
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173
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They Are
a male
Age
50
Looking For
a female
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2 months ago