Greetings ladies of Reddit,

Do you find yourself spinning your wheels? Perusing Reddit, hoping to find someone capable of communicating in complete sentences? Seeking a gentleman that is attractive and kind? Then look no further! Your search has reached its end!

The Man You Should Have Married Inc. is currently accepting applications for the role of an exclusive online AP. This is an opportunity not to be missed! 

Benefits of the position include frequent and daily interaction. You will receive the much sought after New Relationship Energy and butterflies that keep us all coming back for more. Additionally, you will know you are cared for and that there is someone out there in this world craving your time and attention.

About you... Open to a genuine connection. I want to know you on a deep level with meaningful intimacy. The adult stuff will come in due time but let's not rush. I enjoy someone intellectual, funny, flirty, and kind. I like swapping selfies, audio messages, voice chat, etc. EST/CST preferred but not necessarily required.

About me... Open minded, thoughtful, sweet, and genuine. I'm into bourbon, working out, and traveling. I would describe myself as tall, dark, and handsome with some rugged features. My beard is full and thick. I have several tattoos as well with hopes of adding more soon. Build is strong and athletic. Think a very active dad bod. Also, I have a voice that I hope will make you swoon. Additionally, I'm well educated, love to read, and am skilled in the kitchen and on the grill.

I am good with discord or telegram!

Next steps... Submit a "cover letter" and let me know why you're the ideal fit for this position! 

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