Way to long of a post with possible invalid or useless information:

I'm a mess. I'm still stuck in a teenage mentality. I have bad habits. I can rant about one topic only to switch topics mid argument and get even more pissed at the world. I honestly have a deep disdain for the current people who call themselves leaders in the US. I've had more therapists than girlfriends. The DSM-V might be my bible. My sex drive is probably too high. I don't believe words are really that bad and can't get offended often but can often offend. I'm not right or left leaning because the entire system is a mess so no side is helping. I'm a skeptic that keeps his eyes to the sky so I don't miss a good ufo sighting. I listen to loud punk while smoking lots of pot and make no excuses about it. I've been with therapists and doctors since my 20s and I'm long over trying to fit in or make it work. I work a successful job and have a very comfy family life. I'm not a irresponsible adult and I've created a good support system. Outside of that though I'm a dumpster fire.

I'll ramble like this in normal conversation. I have a affinity for hearing the clicks of my keyboard when the flow of crap coming out just doesn't stop. I hate when people correct grammar and spelling if they know what I'm referring too. Thoughts are more important than getting a comma in the right place. I prefer others with the same style. Let it all out without simple sentences and short responses.

I'm 48, married and not really unhappy. I just need a friend. My wife has never been against me having female friends that I'm close with or flirt with. We did the swing thing for a bit but that's not really all that fun and a lot of the crowd is very judgemental.

I'm not sure I belong here because I'll probably not be what most females are looking for. I don't hate my spouse. I'm not at all good at being social. I don't want to whine about how horrible home life is. I'll be a good listener to whatever you have to say but I'm not here just to listen to someone else complain about their life constantly.

If you're trying to grow up, be more responsible and put your life together I am not the type for you. If you admit it's all f'd up and just taking the ride then we might get along. I'm long past fixing things and more in the enjoying the chaos phase.

This is my main account, because I've got nothing to hide. Most people aren't going to waste their time going through profiles anyway. I've posted before. I've failed before. Boring conversation leads to boring ends. I'll take the blame for any failure.

Don't send me Hi, or something absolutely useless that I can't respond to in chat. Write out an actual message and send it. The chat system here is horrible anyway. Guys don't really get responses much but I'm not going to just hop on responses because I get one or two. If you've read all this and are actual interested you probably have a fair amount to say. Say it, maybe we'll get along.

If Pennywise, Propagandhi or Reel Big Fish sound familiar we'll probably get along.