I decided to make this a bit of a low effort post, because people don’t seem to appreciate a big wall of text. I admittedly have posted on here before - I think some of you might be able to relate to the on/off relationship I have with this subreddit…

What I am after:

I’m hoping to find an interesting and intelligent man, who appreciates good conversations, open communication, but who is also after a potentially more intimate connection. Preferably, I would like to find someone with a personality / energy that matches mine, who is funny, somewhat successful in what they are doing, but still goofy and kind. But on the nsfw side, someone, who would be open to discuss sexual interests, yet isn’t pushing for nudes or sexting. Wow very unique so far…

This is Me: - On the inside: friendly, curious, well read and travelled, non-religious, left-leaning, easy-going, drama-free. I like banter and jokes, I’m often sarcastic and can be a smartass. Of course I have MANY other flaws, that I will let you discover. - On the outside: pale with freckles, plus size body, girly clothes, big glasses. I’m aware that this is not everyone’s cup of tea, and that’s completely understandable. But please don’t message if it isn’t! - Things I like: history, art, traveling, coffee, late nights, summer, lots of books, cats, busy streets, murder documentaries, music festivals.

This is You: - On the inside: see my “On the inside” list. Except don’t be a smartass, two of those would be annoying. Also please don’t be: arrogant, too dominant, aggressive, pushy. Please be someone, who prefers plus size women, otherwise I wouldn’t like to waste your (and to be fair my) time chatting, because there wouldn’t be any attraction. - On the outside (ideally): big, broad, husky, hairy (preferably also with some facial hair). Someone who looks like they don’t say no to pizza, but are still somewhat strong. Soft tummies and broad shoulders are definitely more than welcome.

For this to work out, please be at least 35, but 40 is even better. I guess I’m an old soul. And old for this in general, you might argue. Let’s see.

As you see, I am in Europe, which would be important to know from a timezone perspective. I am open to chat with people from outside of Europe, but I can’t really switch my nights and days here.

Thanks for reading, hopefully it was not too painful. Good luck with your search!