38 [M4F] I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the highness wears off and I reali...

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38 [M4F] I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the highness wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot

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CalSimp9875 is a male age 38 looking for a female

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Well hello there OA land! 38 year old Canadian and if you're looking for a bad boy, look no further. I'm bad at everything.

Here’s a little bit about me:

Speak english or mumbly English Terrible comedian 6’2” – perfect big spoon Uncle Goodish cook - better eater Animal Lover Winner of a beauty contest in Monopoly Owner of car Good whistler Spider killer Best hair where I work

If you’re looking for someone with common sense, patience, and intelligence… Keep looking just kidding!!!!…. Or am I 😉

Seriouslyish though drop me a line and let’s get to know each other. I’m very laid back and want to laugh and feel those butterflies

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CalSimp9875

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