Hello Reddit!

Nice to meet ya and thanks for clicking on here. You're already making a great choice by reading this but your next best choice is to actually message me. But before that let me tell you a little bit about myself and what I'm looking for:

Me

I'm 35, married (Dead bedroom, high libido) Dad of kids and cats. Palestinian-American living in the California Central valley.

I self identify as a foodie - love cooking all kinds of cuisines, and exploring new restaurants. I also dabble in bread making and have been recently making bagels 🥯! I'm very much a nerd 🤓 I enjoy gaming, and I have a very curious mind that likes to learn all kinds of new facts and as such I'm a connoisseur of long-form YouTube content that feeds my curious brain with all kinds of topics and knowledge. Other than that I enjoy traveling, been all over the world, like the outdoors - camping, kayaking and hiking.

I enjoy making people laugh, can be a little bit of a goofball. I laugh at my own jokes, I'm caring, don't take myself too seriously but also am very responsible with a good career. I enjoy dark humor and generally consider myself a good person.

I fully understand the challenges and risks these types of relationships have. I'm very clear headed on what I want. At this point in my life I'm looking for someone who is emotionally available, someone to share smiles, laughs, little moments, passion and lust...

I have plenty of time for you and looking for something long term. I'm looking for daily communication, the good mornings and good nights. Pic exchanges and voice memos. Speaking of which, I've always hated my own voice until I started my starch for an AP... Because it turns out that people really like my voice, so yeah totally tooting my own horn.

Not looking to jump into anything NSFW right off the bat, there will be plenty time for that once we get to know each other a little bit. And then we can both get an understanding what each other's kinks are...

Other stats

6'0" tall, dark black hair, nice trim beard. Light skinned.

Recently been on a self improvement journey. I'm proud to say that I lost roughly 65 lbs this year. Finally just under 200 lbs. Still more to go and then I'm going to shift from fat cutting to bulking. So work in progress but I'm happy with my results so far. I'm very HWP but my dad bod is definitely starting to go away and starting to become more and more thin and fit. Also as an added bonus my libido has kicked into overdrive as a result.

Very confident. So it should be no surprise that I think I look good and I'm certain you'll think the same 😏. But I'll let you be the judge of that.

A little bit about you

• Married. Don't need to know specifics of your situation I'm just a hard no on any spouse bashing.
• Close to my age. Not older than 39 and not younger than 25.
• Have time for this and consistent communication. I'm available a lot during weekdays before 6. And then later in the evening. Available on weekends as well just not as predictable of a schedule.
• Effort!! Let's actually have nice banter and a good time!
• You have to care about being discreet. Don't want this to end because you got caught for not being careful
• Telegram after reddit. I may be open to another platform but no interest in just reddit chat. Would like to leave Reddit chat ASAP actually.
• Located in the PST/MST time zone. I like for our times to be close. Bonus points if you're a night owl.
• HWP - I've been working hard on myself trying to be the best version of me. Expecting the same.
• Confident and take care of yourself.
• Physical attraction - it's important but so is chemistry. But in order for this to work for both we need to pass the attraction test between each other. If we're going to take this risk and make it worth it you gotta think I'm a handsome devil and I got to think you're gorgeous. If either of us fail no harm no foul.
• Not trying to bring up politics post election. But as I'm a Palestinian-American I'm a hard no on Zionists or of you support the genocide being carried out against my people. I don't expect you to be fully up to date on what's going on but if you identify as a Zionist or think killing 45,000 civilians is self-defense you can unkindly fuck off. Also if you're a "free Palestine" girlie please run, not walk to the front of my DMs.

Anyways - that was long - but there's still much more to learn about me. If you made it this far and so I know you've read my post. Please hit me with your best ice breaker, tell me what you got going on this weekend, a joke or something you're excited about! Don't be shy reach out and let's see where this journey takes us.