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35 M4F - Look I'm a goddamn unicorn and I'm sick of pretending I'm not
Author Summary
chaoticfranchise is a male age 35 looking for a female
Post Body

Shout out to all the ladies who messaged me last time then threw their phone in a river.

Tall? Taller than a 6'2/190cm tree. Conventionally attractive? Surprisingly so; many gay men and straight women agree. Hair, teeth, eyes? All. Of. Them. I'm open-minded to the point where my brain fell out, and I have a strong back for carrying conversations. If you make me carry a conversation I will put you in that river with the phones.

Am I good at asking myself rhetorical questions?

I have a personality, I've read a book, and can correctly identify the object, subject and predicate in most sentences. I have a huge... self esteem, and I'm fit. Will I make you laugh? I won't make you do anything, I'm not a lunatic.

If you are a certified hottie, message me with some light banter, like your thoughts on the 1916 Sykes-Picot Agreement, or everything you think about the Israel-Palestine conflict dating back to at least 1948. God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.

I am married. Se habla español, und wir können auf Deutsch auch sprechen.

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Account Strength
40%
Account Age
9 months
Verified Email
Yes
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No
Total Karma
24
Link Karma
6
Comment Karma
18
Profile updated: 1 day ago

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They Are
a male
Age
35
Looking For
a female
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19 hours ago