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P.S. I would rather not wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. Big shocker, I know. But since you are here, I could tell you about myself, but why ruin the surprise? I can say, however, that I think I'm pretty funny with an unrequited love for the comma.
What I am looking for. I'm looking for a special connection with someone. I want to smile when I feel my phone buzz, knowing who is on the other side. I want the random pictures, the occasional voice messages/calls. I want the whole shebang. There is a warning though. If you want to get spicy right off the bat, then I'm not your guy. It will take me a while to get there, if we do.
Now, as for who I'm looking for. I'm looking for a fellow parent, so we have common ground to start from. I would also prefer someone within my age range (30's). While looks aren't everything, I'm not naive enough to think that physical attraction doesn't play a factor in this, so I'll swap pictures whenever you're ready, but it's not a prerequisite.
So, to all the lurking ladies, blow up my inbox, let me know what you all feel like after posting.
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