Seeing as you are poking around these parts of the internet, the answer is probably no. Do you feel like your life lacks something? Intimacy? Flirting? Romance? Excitement? Sexuality? Well, the good news is that you can make your voice heard and vote to change that today!  Hello!  My name is [Redacted] and I’m running for [insert preferred terminology here]. I would love to be the person to help you feel more satisfied with your life.

A little about me: I'm 32 years young, I live in IL.  I'm 6'1 and around 150 lbs with a skinny frame and sapiosexual tendencies. I keep myself in pretty good shape. I'm clean-shaven, well-educated (I have a PhD), gainfully employed, and never afraid to be myself, even if it means embarrassing myself (Okay, that might not always be a plus). Anyway, I enjoy learning new things, spending time outdoors, watching movies, reading, and listening to music. I've been told that I'm reasonably attractive, people like to say that my face either looks 'innocent' or 'intense' (Figure that one out). I'm a confident, witty, intelligent, affectionate, and a natural giver. I’m a good listener and I’ll even crack a bad pun here or there.

In other words, I’m the perfect candidate to help you find the satisfaction in life we are both craving. My current situation lacks passion, excitement, or vitality for several reasons. I'm looking for a woman to having some fun with me, whether that be having fun conversations, deep conversations, or something more naughty and seeing where the journey takes us. I'm not looking to change our situations (although it might take minimal effort on your part to convince me if we click). I’m open to building something in person if you are located close to me, but I’m also down for an online connection. Sometimes those can be the best anyways.

So, whatever it is that your life lacks, don’t wait to act! Shoot me a message and tell me a little bit about yourself. I’d love to get to know you better and find a way to improve both our lives. It just might be the most satisfying vote you ever cast.