40 [M4F] Looking for that elusive spark, but if you’re voting Beutler for Washington state Public La...

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40 [M4F] Looking for that elusive spark, but if you’re voting Beutler for Washington state Public Lands Commissioner, don’t bother replying

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theiguanajoke is a male age 40 looking for a female in Washington

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I’m looking for a pocket girlfriend. I need a reason to smile at my phone. I want banter, butterflies, and butt stuff (eventually).

I’m in a dead bedroom, but I’m not looking to change anyone’s situation. This is my fourth rodeo.

I try to keep in shape, but I’m not a gym rat. No dad bod here. My mom says I’m handsome.

I like camping, hiking, and other outdoorsy stuff. Which is why I’m voting Dave Upthegrove for Washington state Public Lands Commissioner. He’s the only one who will protect Washington’s pristine forests. He won’t sell out the state’s natural resources to the timber industry. I will not apologize for my position on conserving Washington’s legacy forests. If you support Jaime Herrera Beutler, you’re a fascist and we will not get along, so don’t waste your time sending me a chat because I’ll block you immediately.

Anyway, if you’re interested, reach out and tell me a little bit about yourself. I look forward to chatting with you--unless you’re a Beutler supporter, in which case you can just fuck right off.

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