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After many long hours of self-reflection, poll-checking, and consumption of think-pieces about the state of American democracy, I think I've finally landed on a reasonable solution to my stress (and perhaps yours too!) about the upcoming election: finding a mutually-usable platform, and showing you my cock. It's sort of a different take on the SNL "Dick in a box" ballad -- our box will be the box of a screen, meant to solve the problems at the ballot box.
Every bit of advice I've read about these online ads suggests it's a terrible idea (gauche, really) to talk about your penis. But, respectfully, the authors of that advice do not have my penis, which is big, beautiful, and will almost certainly brighten your day. It's large without being scary, thick while remaining shapely, and just generally aesthetically pleasing (or at least, that's what I think!)
This message is really intended for the liberal, late 30s or early 40s moms who I imagine (like me) are anxious about election results tomorrow. To my fellow citizens, I just say this: masturbating together will not solve our problems, but, hey, let's give it a shot!
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