Sadly I’ve been on here off and on for quite some time, and I think I’ve talked to almost everyone now. Turns out this community is pretty small. I’d love to be proved wrong though!

What you get with me:

• Height! I’m 6’1”
• Witty banter - I don’t take life too seriously, it’s too damn short
• A man with all of his teeth
• No known addictions
• A short beard - you either love it or hate it
• Active lifestyle - I run, I’m a biker, I enjoy the gym. Yep, I’ll tell you ALL about my runs.
• Kink - yes, I’m sexual and have some kinks. Nothing (too) crazy though
• A picture relatively early on - we both know attraction is important
• A guy who has been told he’s attractive by more than just his mom - self explanatory
• Someone who will listen - I might also try to fix things but I’m working on that
• Pictures and calls - I love sending and receiving pictures and getting calls, both voice and video.

What I hope you bring:

• Humor - if you take this all seriously, we will struggle. We need to laugh.
• Cute - I don’t need hot but I do appreciate someone cute. (See above attraction comment)
• An empathetic soul - this is something I don’t have at home
• An animal lover - mostly dogs because if you don’t like dogs, there’s something wrong with you
• Intelligence - I love big brains!
• A picture - I’m a visual learner
• EST compatible - I’ve found time zone too far on either side don’t work

What you won’t get

• A dad bod - Sorry, I know they’re in right now. (There is a PG-13 picture on my profile if you’re curious about the body type.)
• Pressure - if it’s not for you, then we move on
• A whinny bitch - I’m a big boy who wears big boy pants. I can take it.