Hey there, I felt like posting tonight and seeing what potential new special lady friends may be out there. I have posted here a few times, but I don't want to call myself a frequent poster because, 1) it's probably an overstatement, and 2) it would be too depressing!

Anyway, I'm a 43yo dad of two, in a very dead bedroom. Due to strange circumstances, I currently find myself at stay-at-home dad, which I'm sure will draw mixed reactions. FWIW, I used to be a practicing corporate lawyer. It's a long story, and we can discuss it later if you message me.

Personality-wise, I'm a pretty laid back guy. I like to consider myself witty, thoughtful, smart, and notwithstanding that I am posting to onlineaffairs, honest?! My sense of humor may not be for everyone, and could be described as sarcastic, witty, self-deprecating, droll, sarcastic, and sometimes repetitive. Multiple people have actually told me that I am one of the wittiest people they've met, and only one of them was my mom. :)

As for what I'm looking for, I'd like to find someone who's also more relaxed, and enjoys a good meme, and is low-key horny much of the time lol. I'll be honest and say I physically prefer soft curvy or chubby women, perhaps the cute girl-next-door type. FYI, I don't work out, but fall on the thinner side of the dadbod scale, and get good reviews on my looks. I don't mean to brag, but in 6th grade there was a 'list' floating around the school of uncredited authorship, and I was listed as having the best butt and best hair. Now I still have nearly all my hair, and previous connections have confirmed I have a 'cute little butt.'

So if you think we may get along, send me a note. In previous connections, I have learned a good connection is hard to find, but can be very fulfilling in many ways. I would love to have a constant companion for daily laughs, venting, confiding, and flirting.

I hope to hear from you!