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50 [M4F] Can We Rub Our Brains Together
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vikingesque is a male age 50 looking for a female
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Quickly we haven't much time. The down-voters and crypto-scammers will be here any minute.

I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. I'm not alone but dreadfully lonely. Mixed marriage in almost every conceivable way. Being at different ends of the religious spectrum: there's not a lot of sex-positivity (i.e. none).

I'm looking for a pen-pal, an imaginary friend. Someone, never further than my pocket, whom I can be authentic with. I want to talk about everything. I wanna watch TV together. I wanna be a two person book club. I want a muse. I want a surrogate fantasy partner. I want to feel desired, interesting.

Things I love: science, science-fiction, stupid jokes, puns and portmanteaus, wordplay, words, word-smithery, dungeon-mastering, game-design, sketch-booking, stoners, hippies, leftists, progressives, expressed consent, tattoos, nose-rings, artificial hair-colors, apostacy, blasphemy, heresy, weed, reading, books (like the actual crafting of physical tomes), laughing at terrible movies, geeking out over great ones, taking TV shows way too seriously, and pillow-princesses

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a male
Age
50
Looking For
a female
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5 hours ago