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I am absolutely starving for the right man. An Intellectual type who has gobs of free time to keep my brain occupied. I need your attention. Don't misunderstand, I don't require 24/7 communication, I just need to be emotionally contained by your words of affection. I don't want there to be a single moment where I might consider you desire a connection other than ours. We can chat about hot things, cold things, steamy things, and boring things. You'll remind me I'm goofy, curious, and bright. You're happy to call me beautiful in all the ways women are beautiful. I'll not have time to doubt your sincerity, despite my issues with trust.
Please be able to delve deep, but also have a sense of humor that ranges from fart jokes, topical politics, puns and dumb dad jokes. My humor can run deeply dark but I might pull your finger, too. Know how to keep conversation flowing. You'll need to like voice messages and want to move to Telegram. And yes, physical attraction is important. I'm conventionally attractive. I have a small, squishy middle (i.e. mom bod) that gets to the gym regularly with grey/blue eyes and blonde hair. You'll need to be HWP and if you're clean shaven you get to the front of line. If you have blue or green eyes, even more fronter of the line, please. Please be 35 to 50ish so I don't get the icks.
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