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29 [M4F] PST - My application to be your pocket boyfriend
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OwnBullfrog1338 is a male age 29 looking for a female
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Seeing as I don’t think this will even go noticed amongst the absolute SEA of M4F posts on this subreddit, I guess I can use this opportunity to be my authentic genuine self without fear of judgement. That said, yes, I am hoping to be your pocket boyfriend. The one you tell everything to, the one you have inside jokes with that only we would ever understand. The one who you cannot wait to get a message from and each time makes you so giddy you can’t stand it. What are my qualifications for this position? Well, either I’m pretty conventionally handsome or everyone who’s told me that has allowed me to live in a delusion my whole life, you can be the judge of that. I’m pretty funny I’d say (please let me believe this) and while I’m 5’9 I got 6’6 energy for you. I’ll always hype you up and support you, and people tell me often how easy to talk to I am.

But yeah that’s enough humble bragging. Lemme hear about you. I wanna know all there is! Let’s see if there’s a connection between us and see where it could go! Don’t be afraid to exchange pics early cause attraction isn’t everything but it does matter! No pressure though, either way. I hope to hear from you :)

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a female
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