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Happy Halloween!
Iām looking for my Morticia, Bride of Frankenstein or Chucky (maybe a little less stabby). Iāve been down this treacherous road before with really good success so I thought Iād give it another try. If creating a fun and flirty space where we can both have fun sounds interesting please keep reading. If not then I curse your inbox with a thousand one eyed purple people eaters jk.
Welp, Iām average height with blue eyes longer blonde hair and a mostly gray beard. A slight beer belly but itās a work in progress. Think Kurt Russell from the āThingā. Probably more like Quasimodo but one womanās Quasimodo is another womanās Frankenfine (I canāt believe I just wrote that). I like fishing for 25 foot Great Whites but I always choose the bigger boat. Camping while snuggling with Bigfoot (donāt judge heās warm). Gardening my own āLittle Shop of Horrorsā. My music taste is all over the place and Iām pretty sure āThe Phantom of the Operaā would definitely want to kill me. Iām married and you should be too or at least in a LTR ( which is probably the real horror story).
I donāt have a lot of requirements but I do value certain things. Wit, intelligence and humor are sexy in my book. Like if I was a zombie Iād want to eat your brains first. And unlike Dorian Gray Iāve aged so Iām looking for someone mature.
Well if this absolutely stupid ad resonates with anyone please feel free to DM. Hopefully we can build a fun bubble where we can exorcise our demons. Or maybe we can just leave the demons right where they are Lol. I hope everyone has fun tonight!
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