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44 [m4f] #buffalo Please can your opening DM be something about yourself, rather than a boob picture?
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closetredditor2023 is a male age 44 looking for a female in Buffalo
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/s

I've written a few posts on here, and every time there is 100-200 women messaging me. Here are some messages that won't get responded to.

1.) Hey - Come on...put some effort into it!

2.) Hi , I'm 36/f/canada , I'm looking for a deep emotional connection, I enjoy candlelit dinners and walks on the beach. Hit me up! - Did you copy and paste this? I mean put some effort in

3.) Boob picture - Are these your boobs or the best ones you can find on the internet? No hello first? What sort of man do you think I am?

4.) I have a great deal on cryptocurrency. Here is my picture (beautiful woman) because this is relevant to your purchase. Do you want to do venmo or paypal?

/s

Well since you are here and maybe are a bit amused, let me tell you about the real me!

1.) I am here to be real. At home I think I know what to say/do/act in order to keep the peace, and I don't really think that's me. Here in online affairs and with you, I want to be myself! Its an escape from reality...but I will be my real self. If that makes sense.

2.) Interests - Writing funny posts on the internet, sports, playing/watching. Playing with my kids. I know I am probably not being the best spouse (Probably can't put this post on my good husband resume) but I'm going to be the best damn father I can be.

3.) Sarcasm/smart ass - I think its fun. I'm not this 100% of the time but maybe like 63% of the time. On tuesday afternoons from 2-2:30 PM I do dedicate that time to 100% sarcasm though.

4.) Looks - Good looking to some, Great looking to others, Not so good looking to some as well. So if I average out the 200 responses I get my guess is 120 of you will like me.

Hope to hear from you!

(After I hit post I'll just sit back and wait for the messages...or the downvotes. Could go either way!)

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a male
Age
44
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a female
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