40 [M4F] I’m not going to use a cliche Halloween reference title

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Sorrengail515 is a male age 40 looking for a female

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I guess I failed by using an ironic Halloween title instead, witch (see what I did there) comes across as cliche. Ok, on with the actual post.

What you get with me:

Height! I’m 6’1”
Witty banter - I don’t take life too seriously, it’s too damn short
A man with all of his teeth
No known addictions
A short beard - you either love it or hate it
Active lifestyle - I run, I’m a biker, I enjoy the gym. Yep, I’ll tell you ALL about my runs.
Kink - yes, I’m sexual and have some kinks. Nothing (too) crazy though
A picture relatively early on - we both know attraction is important
A guy who has been told he’s attractive by more than just his mom - self explanatory
Someone who will listen - I might also try to fix things but I’m working on that
Pictures and calls - I love sending and receiving pictures and getting calls, both voice and video.

What I hope you bring:

Humor - if you take this all seriously, we will struggle. We need to laugh.
Cute - I don’t need hot but I do appreciate someone cute. (See above attraction comment)
An empathetic soul - this is something I don’t have at home
An animal lover - mostly dogs because if you don’t like dogs, there’s something wrong with you
Intelligence - I love big brains!
A picture - I’m a visual learner
EST compatible - I’ve found time zone too far on either side don’t work

What you won’t get

A dad bod - Sorry, I know they’re in right now.
Pressure - if it’s not for you, then we move on
A whinny bitch - I’m a big boy who wears big boy pants. I can take it.

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