Seeking fellow human to invoke warmth in a place devoid of light. I’m weird, speak strangely, and have the attention span and energy of a labradoodle

I’ve recently been told I’m too nice. I’ve also been told I’m not nice enough. I’ve been “too much” and “not engaging enough”. I guess I’m a paradox. Dialectic. You can’t please every body but maybe I can be pleasing to someone special

Physically I’m a good looking fit dad-next-door. My scruff game is on point. I dress trashy in sweats and tshirts but I’m handsome and in shape enough to still get the up down eyes at the grocery store

Emotionally I’m a mixture of Larry David and Rob Lowe. Depends if I’ve been fed.

My days are full of chaos. I’m around most of the day and if I get a crush on you I won’t shut up. I want to follow you blindly with the devotion of a golden retriever and share with you openly like a child with a fist full of dandelions

My type is typically fit, pretty and feminine. I can find many types attractive and won’t ask to swap before you’re ready but attraction is important for longevity. Beyond physical, I value intelligence and self awareness. Smart, self actualized women are so hot.

Let’s get lost