***I’m married, have been for a while.

I’m seeking…

Married or otherwise attached female, with certifiably female parts. I’m not picky about body types. Just be confident because confidence is sexy.

You have time to invest in this. Please actually have the time. I get it, life happens and it happens quickly.

You’re upfront with what you’re looking for. Who knows, it might pique my interest.

Your introduction is more than two or three words.

You’re not selling… You are aware that there is a ton of free stuff out there, right?

If you have kids, we will have a further understanding. Not a deal breaker, just understand that I have them.

Age is a number, but, if this has any chance of working, I match best if you’re in your mid thirties to mid forties. This isn’t a dealbreaker, just what I’ve noted up to now.

Big eyes, big smiles, those get noticed first.

Be funny, be sarcastic, have a tough skin and please don’t be easily offended. Keep me on my toes because of this does work out, you’re going to be laughing.

I’m not perfect, but know the differences in there, their, and they’re.

You’re not looking to change things. I think this goes without saying. The idea here is to give each other something that we are missing.

Hopefully we are lucky enough to be local, luck has to change at some point, right?

Telegram > Kik, snap, and all the rest.

Nope. Not interested in your Discord.

You’re able to converse normally, then have a steamy hot bedroom session, and return to regular talk.

When those sexually charged moments happen, you’re not afraid to share a picture here or there.

Your availability is similar to mine. Available through the day. More than available at night.

Sexually, you’re submissive and believe that a dominant that earns your consent, and trust is truly sexy. As well as his confidence.

I’m 43, I’m in the EST, and it’s something that can work for you.

Like me, you’re searching for someone who you want to sneak away just to say hi to.

If this isn’t something you feel, just say so, I know I will.

Let me know if I’ve missed anything.