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29 #utah [M4F] - searching for my AP.
Author Summary
Aggressive_Record617 is a male age 29 looking for a female in Utah
Post Body

Greetings,

From Utah!

A little about me is I am 6 feet tall, 160 lbs, I workout & enjoy movies, books, video games, music, talking about conspiracy theories (WhyFiles). I would like to believe that I'm educated. Im pretty open to all different types of people, I'm LDS still go to church but I'll leave my performance review to the big guy upstairs once I punch out of this mortal coil! I'm a delightful concoction of neediness, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of SpongeBob memes. Id say my humor is as dark as the ocean's depths, and my sarcasm cuts sharper than a hook-handed pirate's wit.

If this seems interesting feel free to message me, worst thing that would happen is one of us will get ghosted—cue the ghostly exit music. Trust me, ghosting is practically a hobby these days, like an invisible game of tag. And if I say 'Good morning' after the conversation has flatlined, it's just me doing my best impression of a clueless comedian who missed the punchline!

I am fully aware that the male population out here is overflowing, so the odds of receiving any messages or engaging in conversation are akin to winning the lottery—virtually a statistical improbability. However, if this unconventional proclamation managed to capture your fleeting attention, consider it a major accomplishment! feel free to grace me with a message—it's like tossing a message in a bottle into a vast sea of silence. Give me something to chew.. I'll even give you some ideas:

Book or Genre of Book Movie or Genre of Movie Song or Genre of Music Hobbies? Age?

These interactions have the lifespan of a mayfly—here today, gone before you know it! It's like a scripted interview that ends with the classic plot twist: 'Show me your photo.' You offer a silent prayer to the universe, hoping they're not creating a medieval tapestry of your images. They send u a picture and it's Shrek/Fiona on the other side... nice person but looks kinda matter to me and I'm sure they matter to mostly everyone here... anyways.

This is getting too long and I don't know why I'm still typing, I should have finished this message like a while ago.... but for some reason I'm still continuing because I feel like I'm forgetting to say or ask something.. anyways I may or may not remember 🤪 GOOD LUCK!

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Account Strength
40%
Account Age
5 months
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
1
Link Karma
1
Comment Karma
n/a
Profile updated: 3 hours ago

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They Are
a male
Age
29
Looking For
a female
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4 hours ago