Trademark pending. If I see someone else here using this I'll have to regulate!

I'll try to keep this short...if you've ever read any of my old posts, you know brevity is my strong suit. I may appear to be a typical white-collar man on the outside; on the inside I'm much the same, notwithstanding a wicked, dirty sense of humor and an eye for that suburban mom who herself appears wholesome from without itching for something she's not getting at home within. (Women without children are fine too, to be clear)

I'm not super unhappy in my marriage, although I'm not super happy either. Let's call it a 5 on a scale of 1-10.

However, leaving is not right now something I'm putting on the table. If you feel like you're in the same boat, grab a paddle and let's start stroking!

I don't want to share every detail about me here - first, we need to have stuff to chat about to break the ice, and second, I'm already four paragraphs in and you're browsing on Reddit, not reading a 19th-century novel. So this is me: Physical: white, about 6’5 tall, 215lbs , dirty blond hair and blue eyes. I do workout 4x a week but you certainly don’t have to. I also love to play tennis...maybe one of these days I'll actually be good, but that's neither here nor there.

Mental: well-educated, professional white-collar type, love to laugh and tell jokes. I wouldn't exactly call myself an intellectual but I know lots of random facts and am great at solving puzzles (always looking forward to the Friday and Saturday NYT crosswords). I usually think before opening my mouth, although when you meet me you might question if that's true.

Yums: intelligence, sense of humor, confidence, a sexy smile, and being down to earth. I don't have a physical "type" so to speak.

Yucks: selfishness, lack of humor, and pickleball!* I told you l'm a tennis guy, didn't I?

Ok, so if you like what you've read and want to try chatting, the ball's in your court. A solid yellow ball covered in fuzz, that is. Not a plastic one with a bunch of holes drilled in it!

*If you're actually into pickleball it's not a deal-breaker. But I can't promise I won't roast you about it.