Are you fun? Intense? We might be a good match, I'm neither of those but I can suck all the energy out of a room. I'm really open minded, but that mostly means my brain fell out a while ago and I'm into crypto now. I have almost no opinions about anything at all, but I can, semi-reliably, deliver a 3-letter reply to something you say, usually within a few hours, tho sometimes it takes a day or two.

Do you like good morning texts? I can recommend a really service that will send them to you for cheap, but you gotta be comfortable putting your phone number into a website hosted on the .ru or .biz domains. If you've ever written the phrase "welcome to the insanity that is me" then please make me unwelcome.

I'll probably be someone you think about in five years' time, but probably not for the right reasons. At least I'm really good looking and have a really big... self-esteem. And a wife. Please be hot.