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First of all I’m not your wife; you don’t have to lie to me.
Second of all this isn’t my first rodeo and probably won’t be my last so don’t be surprised if I call you on your bs.
The basics about me: I’m married, not skinny or fit. Sassy but fun. Easy going with a great sense of humor. Located on the east coast. No kids, if that matters.
What I’m into: reading, binge watching shows, talking shit, tik toking, traveling and watching football.
What I’m looking for: something long term, someone fun and flirty but not overly sexual, someone MID 30’s to MID 40’s, in central or eastern time zone.
Ideally I’d like to find someone who can make an effort and communicate. My availability is pretty open. Looking for more than just 9-5 chats or someone who just checks in once a day.
Let’s start with a conversation and see where it goes. Attraction is important, if this is going to get flirty I need the attraction to be mutual.
I’m usually more attracted to dad bods. Bonus points for beards and tattoos.
At some one point I want to move off Reddit so you need to have snap or telegram.
Last but not least what are you gonna be for Halloween? I think you should just be mine.
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