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I'm definitely not new here, nor to this endeavor. I've had great experiences before and I'm stubbornly optimistic that lighting can and will strike twice. I'm not going to let a few failed launches stop us from taking off to the moon.

About me: long-term married with the typical ills that befall relationships after a certain amount of years. Tall, dark and handsome. I'm broody and slightly antagonistic, I’m self-assured and unapologetic in my opinions and pursuits. I'm well traveled and have a halfway decent mugshot. I can assuredly regale you with tales of my ridiculous life misadventures thru life.

Im not a man in finance, trust fund, with blues eyes, and is 6'5", but I could be the devil with a generous offering of "6-6-6" #IYKYK.

6'5", black hair, brown eyes and broad shoulders with a nice ass. I was recently told my hands were sexy, which admittedly I didn't know was a thing. Throw in a few tattoos and...voila! That's me. Overall, not bad for a guy pushing 38 and solidly in reddit " unicorn" status. Previously I was threatened by redditor(s) for downplaying my attractiveness (and the fact I don't smile enough) so I begrudgingly admit I look equally damn good in a backwards snapback and tee than french cuffs and a bespoke suit. Aside from being professionally ambitious, I have my master’s and also working towards a second graduate level degree. I should mention that I'm a man in uniform and fortunately for you, not a firefighter. (hint: It's not UPS * inserts joke about package *) Overall, I'm a gentleman with natural confidence and more charm than obstreperous.

• There's more, including a few "dangerous" hobbies (motorcycles arent that bad) but I'd prefer to leave a little up to your imagination for now, to give us something to talk about.

Ideally, you would be:

• In the range of 27 to late 48, but these numbers aren't firm.
• Conventionally attractive, slim, fit, or "curvy", with the personality to match.
• Someone with high personal standards and enjoys the finer things in life and isn't afraid to indulge.
• A sense of humor, love to laugh and joke around. Sarcasm is a bonus mandatory
• Open to an emotional connection
• A filthy mouth learned from your many days spent in the company of sailors
• Educated and inquisitive
• looking for something long-term
• Consistent communication
• Confident and direct
  
• Good taste in music, I need someone who can appreciate the symphony of life in all its forms. If you're a fan of Tchaikovsky or Hans Zimmer skip to the front of the line.

Feel free to skip this post if you meet one of the following:

❌️ Currently undergoing separation or divorce.

❌️ Lawyers.

❌️ Pregnant or recently given birth.

❌️ Snapchat users.

I’ve been described as intense (in a good way, I'm sure) but I tend to be very thoughtful. As much as this post conveys the opposite, I try not to take myself too seriously. I’m not particularly desperate and treat this with a heavy level of discernment. I may be a filthy adulterer, but I really hope to find that elusive spark that I know is out there, somewhere.

If I've piqued your interest, spurred your curiosity or you're just bored and want to send some hate messages my way, feel free to send me a chat. Avoir hâte de.