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34 [M4F] What’s your favorite mom joke?
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Prestigious-Board479 is a male age 34 looking for a female
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First off, I am definitely looking to change my situation. Let’s blow up our entire lives after talking for a bit and then ghost each other a week later.

Hello! As the title says, I’m 34, married, two kids, live on the east coast, and work a job that is equal parts stressful and under stimulating. This isn’t my first time doing something like this and for whatever reason I can’t seem to resist coming back. This is obviously a huge red flag but please just go ahead and ignore it.

Since this is an affairs post I think I’m legally obligated to mention hiking. Can’t get enough of it. It’s like walking but up stuff. If I’m not hiking, I’m not living. When I’m not hiking, I can usually be found either reading (woah, don’t I sound smart??), working out (hot bod too), watching HBO (obviously loaded if he has MAX), or just mindlessly scrolling my phone (this one isn’t impressive).

I’m tall (6’4) but have not used that height for anything useful so far in my life. Brown hair, blue eyes, a bit of scruff, and somewhere between a dad bod and a young uncle bod.

Shoot me a message and tell me what your favorite holiday is and I’ll mansplain why you are so terribly wrong.

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Age
34
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a female
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