I get super overwhelmed by my inbox here to the point that sometimes I shut down and log off. So apologies in advance, BUT here I am trying again.

I’ve met some wonderful people but I haven’t progressed to an ‘infatuation’ level with any and that’s what I’m really looking for — I wanna do a little happy dance everytime I see a message from you. I wanna send selfies and do the cute little sigh when I see your face. I wanna compliment you and tell you how much you mean to me and have playful inside jokes. I wanna be captivated by how smart you are and talk with you for hours about all sorts of things, like why HIMYM is far more superior than…

Wait, wait… I’m getting ahead of myself. before we get there, we have to get to know each other, no?

I’m blonde, short, and blue eyes. I have kids (both my own and my students) and I cuss a little. I’m under rested and over caffeinated and I will never say no to a piece of cake, so yes I’ve got the curves and a belly as well. I can school you in hockey knowledge and I bet I can drink you under the table too. And one things for sure, I’ve always got something to say whether it’s a witty comment or words of encouragement.

My match will likely be a big guy… tall, extra weight perhaps, perfect for wrapping me up. He will likely not be a gym rat because I can’t relate. He will live in CST ideally, but if he has time and keeps my attention other timezones are acceptable. He won’t be older than 47, but will Definitely have kids. He will have time to talk frequently… voice notes, video chats, and my goodness if he were local to Nashville I might swoon immediately. He will be a daydreamer and dream about when we can meet in Person and completely all the things we want to do together. He will be protective over me and not afraid to compliment, but He will definitely have a spicy side and love showing off and playing with when he can 😏 Maybe most important of all, he won’t be afraid to fall for me and have real feelings.

If this resonates with you, and you think you can be my match… please, let’s not waste another day. Message me. Let’s start our story together.

In your message tell me… what do you see when you close your eyes?