So yeh I turned 39 this month and the birthday blues hit hard. We are all obviously here for a reason and I’m looking for someone to come and brighten up my life. I want to catch all the feels and meet someone who can put a smile back on my face.

In return you’ll get someone who will try and make you laugh with the shittiest of jokes. Someone who likes like conversation about any random topic from stuff going on in our lives to my favourite true crime cases and what shape are monster munch? You will also find someone who has been married for 14 years, has no kids or pets but has a niece and nephews that are a big part of his life. I work shifts so availability is good at various times of day and I get 4 days off between shifts.

I’m looking for someone from the UK or Europe preferably although not adverse to other parts of the world if you think we can make it work. I guess if I had a type although I hate putting labels on people it would be nerdier kinda girls who enjoy films, tv shows, history, gaming, music (someone who loves to belt out a tune on a road trip), comedy, reading and podcasts. Bonus points if you start quoting lyrics or Tv shows at me. We don’t have to share all interests but some common ones would be good.

Looks aren’t majorly important to me I’d rather us get to know each other before exchanging pics. I know that will put some people off but trust and connection (I know huge cliche) are key to a long lasting OA for me. For what it’s worth I’m 5ft 10, dark brown hair, green eyes, dad bod, stubble beard (thinking of growing it out).

If you would like to chat after reading this then either PM or send me a chat request. Happy to move to session or telegram if we hit it off and that’s something you would like to do.

Have a lovely day all 😊