Hi there!

Doing crazy things here. First one is starting post with 'hi there'. Second one is writing this post. Third one... well, keep reading.

Like everyone else here, I'm absolutely amazing! Smart. Yes! Tall. You bet. Bearded. absolutely! No beard. That too! Highly educated (I mean, I am tall, right? So ofc I am HIGHLY educated, with more letters on my work ID next to my name than in my name). With more tattoos than that guy covered with zero or many tattoos you're thinking about now. I have a job--- hell, THE job--- Yes baby --- and I misuse the punctuation marks in my carefully crafted sentences. A fan of EM dashes I am, and if you don't know what EM dashes are, well, here's another one ---. I'm a poet, like everyone else here. And I OWN a house and LOVE to hike, obviously, and I cook the best steaks, vegetarian or meaty ones; premium cuts carved out from those ovegrown four=legged Chick-fil-A chickens. Yes, that was a semi-colon there! And I can make you laugh, cry (in a good way, duh), FEEEL EVERYTHING, and get excited (three times per night, at least. maybe four. Eh.. let's round it up to 10, okay?) all at once and all right now.

Oh, and I like scary movies and true crime shows. Pretty much, there's not a single stereotypical thing I am not good --- wait, amazing --- at.

And, also there's me. A 40 year old guy from USA (EST), looking to meet someone around my age (35-45), and experience the excitement, laughter, and all the good stuff related to us getting to know each other. A big vague, yeah. But also... why not try and see what happens? It's going to be fun! 100% percent true or your money back!

Since this is going to be online and I care about discretion for obvious reasons, I prefer to keep this chat-only for a while. So yeah... feel free to say hi and let's talk about what makes us tick and whether we click.

Oh, and if you need something to start a convo because you don't know what to say, we can start by chatting about your best friend's second cousin's once-removed most favorite Harry Potter movie!