This post has been de-listed
It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.
Oh look, postingĀ yet againĀ because apparently, finding someone who can fill that gaping void in my life is harder than it should be. I mean, who wouldnāt want endless attention from someone who works from home? Youāll never have to wonder if Iām too busy to text back. Iām not just after the typical 9-5 love story hereāIām aiming for something ārealā (whatever that means these days). Letās dive deep intoĀ meaningfulĀ conversations first because, you know, the physical stuff is just gonna magically fall into place, right? Really hoping this will be the last desperate attempt... but no promises.
So, hereās the tea about me: Iām 35, rockinā that dad life with two kids on the West Coast. Time zones? Pfft, doesnāt matterāsleep is for the weak, and Iām up at the crack of dawn anyway. Iām 6 feet tall, got some ink, sporting a beard, and have that āfit-ishā look (because why overcommit?). I live for dark humor, donāt take myself seriously (like, at all), and Iām ambitious, confident, plusĀ allegedlyĀ a great listener.
And you? Well, Iām crossing my fingers that youāre somewhere between 25-50, shorter than me (because, you know, height dynamics), and can throw sarcasm like a pro. Bonus points if you binge trashy reality TV likeĀ Love is BlindĀ while contemplating lifeās deeper mysteries... like whether weāre really out of snacks. Oh, and I love psychological thrillers and true crime documentariesābecause whatās romance without a little paranoia, am I right? Spontaneity is a plus
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 8 hours ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/OnlineAffai...