This will probably be to long but heres goes...Seems most of us are here for the same thing... We're unhappy with the current situation of our relationships. Leaving isn't always an option, but at the end of the day, we're all human. Craving that same spark, connection, and attention; that support, fun and excitement. I've had some very positive connections on here, got very close to finding the one, but situations don't always lend to things working out, so I'm back to try again.

Generally, I'm witty, chatty, sarcastic and here to make you laugh, but I also enjoy being the shoulder or ear to bend when things aren't going well. I enjoy helping people as much as I enjoy making them laugh. I'm going with a more sincere, honest approach this time, but don't let it sway your opinion to hard, I promise you're in for a genuinely fun time getting to know me.

I'm truly looking to find that deep connection with someone and not afraid to catch feels. Preferably you're married or in a relationship. Trying this with someone who's single can make it too complicated and unfair to both. I want to talk about everything and anything. Hear about your day. What went well, what pissed you off. The happy texts/voice messages at the end of the night or first thing in the morning. Funny, witty, sarcastic banter. Eventually we get to something more spicy, but it certainly isn't expected right from the start. SFW pics to start off are fine. We'd be lying if we said there isn't an element of attraction here. I'd like for this all to happen with expectation to develop into where we eventually meet. So that being said, local is better.

More about me: 37m, w, slim fit build. Bald, trimmed beard with someone tattoos. In Ohio. Married, together 14 years. No kids, only the 4 legged variety. Professional job, my suits are my second skin. Love horror, spooky and Halloween is my favorite time of year (yes, halloween is a season, not a day. And yes, my 12ft skeleton is up all year round in some fashion).

Sober, but music my drug. Was really good at being really bad at drinking, plus undiagnosed depression for 35 years of my life led to a not very fun grippy sock vacation, and it was time to make a change. 90s and 00s emo and rock FTW. Gotta relive those younger days :P Trying to go to more concerts. Dabble in archery. Drummer for life and looking for a new kit. Color in my free time, game casually, huge nerd for anything space, science and anatomy. Serial killer and unsolved crimes are my binge documentaries. Being over 30 made the obvious choices of enjoying WWII history and smoking meats for cooking. Love to cook btw and enjoy making new mocktail recipes. Drink way to much coffee also.

You: like I said, preferably in Ohio. Age, not much of a factor, but closer or older does lend to having more in common. Preferably someone closer to my build. Height doesn't matter, definitely don't mind curves but be honest about it. Like I said, attraction is still important and if this is for fun, we both should be interested in each other's appearance.

I'm usually free most of the time. Huge night owl. So I'm available day and night and will totally stay up later to keep chatting.

If any of this sounds interesting, you've got nothing to lose in saying hi. I'm not gonna creep on you, or ghost you. If we don't click, that's fine. We'll part and wish each other the best in finding what we're looking for.

I'm genuinely excited to talk with you and hope to hear from you soon.