Okay I’ll get right to the point this time. I’m looking for the real deal, full blown online affair, with the feels, the emotions, the sweet, the spice, and everything nice. I want you to want me and vice versa. I want a passionate, amazing, beautiful, all out months/years long intertwinement (is that a word?). It seems that every time I find the magic combo where you can talk about anything, have the sexual tension, but also the sweet meaningful conversations, something goes wrong. Let’s change that this time!

The problem I bring to the table is that I can’t talk 24/7, but I will give you all of my attention at work, some evenings, and some weekends. I cannot guarantee to be always available but I find communicating that helps tremendously. Life happens and we get busy, but a heads up usually does wonders. I’m very understanding and appreciative of good communication.

I’m gonna include pictures in my profile to make it easier to see if physical attraction will be there, and I expect to be able to see you too! I’m usually attracted to more masculine men, with big arms and shoulders, ideally a nice jaw line or nice facial hair, who can make me laugh, and loves to talk. I cannot handle being the constant conversation carrier.

I’m sarcastic and sassy, but also extremely sweet. I love to build someone up and give compliments. I love to ask stupid off the wall questions. I want to know the ins and outs of everything about you. I want you to fall for me and me for you! (But no, I don’t want to change my situation or yours, I just wanna fantasize about it before i go to sleep at night)

If you’re scared to catch feelings (or you’re gonna pull the plug as soon as you do) I am not the one for you. If you can only send one text an hour, I am not the one for you. If you’re gonna constantly sexualize me, I am not the one for you.

If you want a lustful, fun, meaningful, long term online affair I might be right for you. If you want to be looking forward to my messages, send good mornings and good nights, and swap pics of our days, I might be right for you. If you’re ready to get me out of this godforsaken part of the internet please be my guest!

I’m 29, married, have kids, and am from the Midwest. Please be 27-40, married with kids, and in the US. Happy to move to telegram when we establish a connection!