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44 [M4F]- I said a 1, 2, 3 take my hand and come with me. Because you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine.
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MaceWindusHand is a male age 44 looking for a female
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So, are you gonna be my girl?

Long story short, I have been doing this for a lot longer than I should have and looking for my match is an itch that I keep scratching. I'm here for the same reasons as 99% of the rest, so I won't bore you with a litany of cliches and overused tropes. I probably should mention I am married so the post doesn't get pulled, but aside from that this won't be a boiler plate post.

I'm looking for a woman between the ages of 35-50 who doesn't take life too serious, can rock the sweats and ponytail style just well as all dressed up and ready to go, isn't expecting to or necessarily wants to be "on-call" 24/7, and honestly knows what she wants from something like this. I don't have time to waste, nor do I want to be playing a game of "getting the nut to crack" when it comes to a conversation because I'm the type of person who treats a new connection like we have known each other for years. I don't like small talk too much and would rather swap stories that range from embarrassing to "holy fucking shit, thats deep". I love inside jokes and being ridiculous together just as much as I enjoy feeling like I just learned something new.

If you are available, honest, and looking for a genuine connection I'd love to hear from you.

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Age
44
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a female
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3 months ago