I'm gonna keep it simple. I've laid it out a bit more in-depth previously and if you're craving a deeper dive, browse my past posts. I can be wordy. Effort is attractive, no?

Me : Late 30s (shiiiit almost 40! ugh.) Married - Happily(ish). Brainy enough to hold up my end of a conversation and type in complete sentences. Sarcasm is a language I speak, fluently. Far from PC. I'd give you a slow clap if you managed to offend me. Firecracker. Quick witted. Alternative aesthetic. Blonde hair. Fair skin. Light eyes. Tattoos. Piercings. Feminine and presented with efforted intentions, daily. As the title says - Curvy body type. Chubby. Thick. Kinda fat. Whatever. I'm juicy. Meaty. Unapologetic. Not "working on it". Physically, I'm exactly who I want to be. Not your cup of tea? Ehhh.

You : I'm open to late 20s to 40s. Eager to match efforts. Dark humored - Not one for "pearl clutching". Sharp. Expressive. Playful. Masculine. Confident. Flirtatious but not one-track-minded. Able to ebb and flow. Attached / married but not interested in a tennis match of spouse bashing. Available without expectations. Have a life outside of this. Only looking for online connectivity. We will never meet in person. I'm not interested in that sort of entanglement.

Let's invest a day or (hopefully) more reminding ourselves that there are reasons to feel fevered and excited. Smiling at a screen due to the exchange unfolding. Open to moving away from here. Open to photo exchanges and "I'm a real human" verification. Please don't respond with a single sentence or an obvious copy and paste. Share a sliver of yourself with me. Entice me to reply to your opening message. First impressions and all of that. This is mine. Ready to tangle?