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Ah, Saturday morning! The laundry’s humming, breakfast is sizzling, and the coffee’s brewed to perfection. So what’s missing? I finally snagged a real day of rest, but it feels a little too good to be true. "Ashton, are you about to Punk me?" 😂
Let’s cut to the chase—I’m here for some good-natured banter, sneaky dry humor, and conversations that actually matter. I’m looking for a “married bromance” (yes, you read that right) with some real substance. Let’s go deeper than the weather and, if the stars align, maybe we can even meet up IRL!
Now, a little about me: I’m a married gay guy juggling a career in healthcare (yes, compliance and data informatics—exciting stuff, right?). I’m a proud dog dad, an amateur paddleboarder, a brewery enthusiast, and a connoisseur of all things serial killer and morbid crime documentaries. I love hiking when the weather is cool (bless this October vibe) but become one with my couch when Arizona turns into a sauna.
Here’s the scoop: marriage isn’t always rainbows and butterflies, and I’m tired of being the only one putting in the effort. Ever feel like you’re running on empty? If so, let’s channel that energy into something—someone—worthwhile.
Location? Not a dealbreaker! It’s all about the connection, not the coordinates.
If this resonates with you, let’s chat! Who knows? It could be the beginning of something epic. Whether you’re gay, straight, or somewhere in between, just bring your authentic self, a sense of humor, and please—no ghosting! This is real life, not high school.
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