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And do NOT even get me started on the hurdy gurdy.
Lonely married weirdo seeking another lonely married weirdo. Looking for someone to laugh with, talk about our days, maybe even share a spicy thought or two. In a dream scenario, I’d love for this to be long-term and exclusive; I’ve never been great at juggling talking to multiple people and like to just focus on one person.
Me: cute, HWP, a few tattoos. No kids. Huge lover of art, history, and oddities. Slightly bratty and was recently told “damn, you’re kinda mean but also very funny.” Has a secret soft side that can be unlocked with compliments, voice notes, and talking about what you’re hyperfixated on. (I love when someone has passion about their interests.)
You: cute, HWP, have hair on your head. Nice, sweet, and not afraid to catch feelings. No kids. Bonus points if you have a bookish “indie guy in a cozy sweater” look going in. Ok with swapping pictures early on as I think attraction is very important.
What I’m not looking for: cake eaters, spouse bashing, overly insecure people, one word texters, parents, or people only interested in sex.
Tell me one person you want to fistfight, dead or alive.
Edit: I seem to have attracted every bald guy with kids who hates accordions on the internet. 😐
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