Feeling undesired and unwanted in your relationship? Feeling the weight of the world on your shoulders with no one to talk to? Feeling like you just want more?

WELL LOOK NO MORE!

Introducing The Pocket Boyfriend 3000. Our new and improved product comes thoroughly tested and banter satisfaction is guaranteed or your money back! Here are some of the amazing features you have to look forward to:

Physical Model Specifications

• 6ft tall
• Brown hair, blue eyes
• Caucasian
• Canadian 🇨🇦 (sorry)
• Tight clean cut beard
• Athletic Dad Bod (6 pack sold separately)
• Business & Casual Skins available upon request
• Skins sponsored by Lululemon

Technical Specifications

• Married for 6 years (together for 12)
• Please keep in mind this version has Daddy Mode enabled (son is almost 4.5 years old)
• This product works best in the EST zone, but can make modifications for the right user
• Sexting function will be disabled until enabled by user (careful ladies he’s a gentleman)
• Available during the day, evenings, and weekends
• Endless Banter Mode: The Pocket Boyfriend 3000 is fully equipped to talk and will absolutely be melting you in seconds. For fast acting results, apply directly to the heart❤️

User specifications

• The ideal user is not trying to change any situations, and is able to match the energy of the product
• Looking to fully utilize by moving to Snapchat, Telegram, or Discord once a connection has been established
• The Pocket Boyfriend 3000 operates best when it gets regular use. Please be available beyond just the hours of 9-5.
• Willing to upload and download SFW photo submissions early to establish mutual attraction

For the low low cost of your time, effort, and attention… all of this can be yours!