Obligatory, "I'm married" and do not have kids, heading towards divorce in the next year or two - just tackling some debt and taking care of some things to put us both in a position to be successful after the split. We have an open marriage and we don't hate each other, we just lead two completely different lives at this point.

• I live in the Midwest. I own a condo within a few miles of where I grew up as a child.

• I grew up playing football and boxing, so I've always been a bigger kid. As an adult, depression pushed me to be far more overweight than I ever thought I would be.

• I'm 5'7", have a sweet beard, and I'm definitely a bigger guy. I'm ahead of my weight loss goal and if I keep up my progress I'll have lost over 100lbs this year. It would be more, but depression wins and I eat my feelings.

• Major nerd. Lover of PC games, most things Disney (Marvel, Star Wars, etc.), Harry Potter, and countless other things

• I have an abundance of free time to spend getting to know you and that's not just at work - I probably have more free time at night/weekends than I do during the day depending on my meeting schedule

• I still work in the office 5 days a week. I'm not looking for a "during the day" affair

• I can text chat during the day and I am available for voice chats at night/weekends, as well as typically being more available

• I'm kink friendly and I'm more than happy to talk about that once we get to know each other, but I'm not looking for anything specific when it comes to that

What I'm Looking For:

• Open to long term if there's a connection

• Clingy is great. I love clingy.

• Under 45, but I admit I tend to go for early-mid 30s

• From the US/Canada, and ideally not in PST. It's not a deal breaker, but I have noticed that it tends to make forming a connection harder when our schedules are 2 hours off (I'm CST)

• Be nerdy. It doesn't have to be a classical nerd, but you need to be interested in something and love talking about it. I don't care what it is, but be excited and tell me all of the things about it no one else cares about

• Open to all body types, but tend to prefer short, thick to BBW women. Ultimately, who you are matters far more than what you look like, though

Honestly, just put in some damn effort. If we have a great conversation and I message you in the morning to say "Good Morning", it'd be nice to hear from you that day, not 3 days later.

The only hard requirements I have is that you use either Discord or Telegram and you plan to stick around for more than a night.