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Alright, so here’s the situation: I’m in a committed relationship, and while things are... fine (like a 7/10 movie you’d watch once and forget), I can’t shake the feeling that there’s something missing. It’s like when you make a sandwich and forget the cheese—still edible, but you know it could be so much better.
So, I’m here, looking for someone who gets that life isn’t just a simple “choose-your-own-adventure” where all paths lead to happiness. It’s more like trying to figure out if you should binge Netflix or hit the gym—but for your entire life. And honestly? I could use someone to help me laugh through the confusion.
Big bonus if you're into sports! I’m talking about screaming at the Commanders every Sunday, celebrating or suffering with the Orioles, and maybe throwing in a UFC match here and there just for good measure. Also, if you love history and politics but can still make fun of both, we’re gonna get along just fine. And comedy? Well, let’s face it, we could all use more of that in our lives, especially in this situation!
So, if you can appreciate life’s ridiculousness, and are looking for a little something extra to spice things up—without making everything a dumpster fire—let’s talk. Worst-case scenario, we become sarcastic sports buddies. Best case? Well, let’s see where it goes…
And hey, discretion is key. We’re not here to create drama, just to add some well-needed excitement and laughter.
I would love if your close enough where we could actually meet but not required.
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