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37m4f looking for my little raccoon trash Goblin!
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bongsnbutts is a male age 37 looking for a female
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Hello, hello, hi from one lonely soul to another!

I'm looking for my 'pocket person' preferably long term, though I know how these things can go. I miss having someone being excited to talk to me, getting and giving butterflies with sappy messages that would make outsiders cringe.

As for my type of woman, looks aren't too important. I'd rather have someone I can talk to and flirt with mercilessly. Though aunt hilda from the chilling adventures of sabrina can get it night or day. Basically, as long as you're a bit needy, flirty and generally upbeat, I will be perfectly fine. Age range is preferably 27 and up, otherwise some of my jokes don't land and then we both feel awkward.

Let me be clear,I am a big dude (chubby and tall lol). My body type is best described as i go to the gym but will totally not say no pizza or Moes. longish hair, and a couple tattoos. Have plenty of time throughout the days and nights to message so time zones don't really matter. Other than that I love horror, nerdy stuff and doing hot girl shit. I'm a hopeless romantic when I wanna be, 420 friendly all the time.

I'm not in any hurry for sexual stuff, I believe in letting it come naturally. If we get there though you'll find a high libido and an eagerness to send voice memos to make you blush, very kink and fetish friendly, dom leaning but can switch it up for the right personality.

So yeah, message me if this tickles any part of you!

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37
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a female
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