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43 [M4F] Is this what a midlife crisis looks like?
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Fortiesburlyman is a male age 43 looking for a female
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Look, just bc I went out and bought a skateboard, started going to the gym more regularly, and started researching hair replacement surgeries doesn’t mean that I’m hitting a midlife crisis. I mean, I barely even considered buying a stupid and expensive sports car. It was just a couple of test drives ok!?

I’m tall, broad, built sort of like a lumberjack big shoulders and arms, but not in a bodybuilder/gym rat way. I have a shaved head, a few tattoos, and haven’t shaved since early September so the beard is getting there.

I’m looking for someone to be my pocket friend. Let’s chat throughout the day, in the evenings and weekends too if we’re both available. I’m looking for something long term. My longest AP was around a year, and I’d love to have that sort of long slow relationship again.

What I’m looking for? Physically I don’t really have a type. I like tall and slender, short and thicc and everything in between. Mostly I’d like you to be in the 30-50 age range, and ideally have at least one kid, as I do. Other than that, be able to chat, and be chill!

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