This post has been de-listed
It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.
Hi! I'm your average friendly dad bod and dad jokes kind of guy. I'm looking for someone who can hold a conversation, make me smile, and rob a convenience store or payday loan place.
I work from home a couple days a week, and I get bored sometimes. So that's when it's best to chat. But I don't disappear on evenings and weekends. Unless I'm stealing cars from the mall with you.
I enjoy the sexy stuff, who doesn't? But I also like to share our interests, talk about how screwed the world is, vent about dumb stuff from the day, and learn new strategies for insurance fraud and arson.
I'd want this to be a long term thing. I'm happy in my life, just seeking a little extra. You should be in the same place. Too many times these start strong and then fizzle out. Maybe because the other person found something else that was better, or maybe they went to jail for all that counterfeiting.
Anyway, if this sounds cool (and it does), send me a message. Tell me about the time you scammed some trust fund kids out of a bunch of Bitcoin. I look forward to a long partnership of being each other's alibis, at least until the next 5-10.
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 2 weeks ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/OnlineAffai...